Sunday, December 31, 2006

oh yeah!

the beer and the smoke, MORGY....



***

.... and the ladies
















how you like that?

Friday, December 29, 2006

Finger Lickin' MORG

ey, nice to see you back, Finger Lickin' MORG... nice story there prick but as usual, you missed the fun last night... LOSER!

anyway, the images and yes, asshole, i have video's to prove that... comin' up later.

have to go some place first... adios!

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

back again...

hollaaa..im back shitheads, just got a little busy, i was having a downtime during the christmas season. fellas now im back and i'm going to tell you something, my FUCK BUDDY who works at a call center texted me before christmas,we haven't seen each other for a while now and i think she wants to see me for some hot-steamy-dirty-wild sex but i wasn't able to see her coz of the season i was so busy and stuff. anyway, she's petite about 5'5" but tight and super sexy, she has big hard bouncy boobs, nice perky-bootylicious pair of ass, great body 34-29-32. really good in bed if she's in the mood for sex, but sometimes i just can't seem to understand she just lies there and she's like thinking of something.. i guess she's thinking about her boyfriend, i think they're going to get married next year. i felt sorry for her boyfriend...nahhhh nooottt!!!! hehehehe

anyway, while i was texting her i was already thinking about the things we've done together man... it was something i can't get enough with. it made my dependable friend down there so hard and stiff. we were texting about what we did, her most favorite part of the body that she liked to be licked and sucked and the most climactic chapter we had, at that moment i almost wanted to see her but i was already at home. it was just this time i knew that she wanted her clit to be licked and sucked while wiggling my tongue and pushing deeply through... silly me!!!

I thought she never liked it coz she always hold my head and like move it away from her wet pussy, hehehe but i was wrong she was just feeling so good down there that she can't control the ticklish feeling while i was licking her pussy, circling my tongue on her clitoris and going up and down sliding passing the vaginal lips and down to the wet pinkish pussy.

and on the other hand im happy to say that i got her virginity first before her boyfriend did, and up to now i'm still giving her the greatest fuck of her life and fucking her brains out everytime we have a chance to make out. despite of that and the fact that she has a boyfriend already and is by far her first real one (but not as good as me in bed as what she says). she still have the tightest pussy ever...man!!! you can really feel her soft vaginal walls inside and it feels so good when its really,really, really wet and warm making me wanna pump really hard in and out..

there were times that she goes on top and she's pumping it like crazy that i almost can't control my ejaculation coz she's petite you know, that her fallopian tube touches the tip of my penis and it really feels so damn goooooood... she'll be so hot and so wild if she's doing that position..that sometimes by just thinking of her and looking up to her pumping like there's no tomorrow gives me a wood twice as hard..

now i'm thinking i'll going to see her later...

i could show you the pictures of my call center babe/fuck buddy here but for confidentiality sakes i'll just show you some pics i got from the internet instead..

enjoy morons...

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

hey morgy, you like this:








and here's YOU dude...

Sunday, December 17, 2006

where are you morgy??

how was your weekend GAYmorg? well, i hope you scored somehow even in my absence..

morgy dude, i tried vainlessly downloading your damned picture eventhough my crib's internet connection is still down...

anyway, i was able to exract your image after a million tries and below came out:























weird, isn't it? are you teasing me, dude??

Friday, December 15, 2006

nice crap there morgy... good to see your black ass last night... anyway, ceasefire, morg, shall we??

let's have biatches here for a change...

Thursday, December 14, 2006

damned if were caught..

hooraaah!!! for the ever crappy-thrash talking-jaegermeister is picking on me again...what's new?!? thats kids stuff..hehehehe

well i can't do that coz im more of a doer man..it didn't took me a lot of courage and beer bottles to do that stunt, a piece of cake coz i can do it anytime, anywhere i want. you know me man i'm the one and only MORGAN alien freak, anything bad is good..i dare you to show yourself in public with the shopping bag on man and let's use your brand new SONY ERICCSON phone to document that glorious day. i bet you'll chicken out stiff and in cold feet...

no one's gonna ever know about this perverted chapters, we made a pact. if someone squeals i go for the kill..well i know you guys didn't went goody-two-shoes the whole night with those pretty-nasty-naughty girls well...fuckshit,wish i was there!!! fuck man, getting laid is what it's all about man..but damned if we would all get caught by our better halves...hahahaha

catch your stinking assess later..suckers!!! ciao...

morgy's SEMEN phone

i know the drink morgy... just testing your level of intelligence creepO! oh yeah, you look good says your grandma! wahehehehehehe!!!

shit, man! i was beginning to think you liked me... wait till i get 3 showers in an hour and you'll forget my name..

what was that you brag about your episode with our nameless friend? i thought it was boooring, mate. you know how it is when i'm around, it's always parteeee time, y'know.

so, you've decided to go public, huh? i bet you had too many red horse to pull a stupid prank like that. next time you have the balls to do it, please lemme know so i could film it with my sophisticated, state-of-the-art Sony-Ericsson mobile phone. maybe you should ditch that SEMEN phone of yours cos from the sound of its brand alone, it STINKS!

ok, so you were drinking san mig light, huh? my mistake. like, how many bottles did you down to get to that level of insanity, gringo?

shit, our nameless friend did show me you picture with that "suki" waiter of ours.. man, you are showing your true colors again! you should change you alias to "GAYMORG" cos it sounds fitting... nyahahaha!

----

i just wasted precious time talking about you morg. you know what? we did have quite an episode with our nameless friend the other day... i bet last night you were with him and tonight, it's our turn again, huh? like we're his bitches...

morg, dude please assure me/us your other half won't find out about these BLOG cos if she does and then rest of the gals would also find out, we're DEAD.

----

we went to this place in jones near our "after drinking session" eating place. boy, did we had a blast! that was the first time since time immemorial i had a torrid kissing with a lady... like a french kiss morgy! this went on for hours, dawg.. WTF?!?

i don't know what went into sir hughes mind; why he brought us there and almost all the ladies were in our table but hey, whose complaining if you're the one's paying, right?

and oh, the private room. yes morgy the kid, we had ourselves a private room! you know what happened there? we just slept the night away... he he he... what do you think, schmuck?

man, we just blew our hard earned moolahs away... shit! i'm not doing this no more!

hey morg, i actually snap on the cleavage of that one bootilicious lady there. i was gonna upload it yesterday but my crib's internet connection was down the whole freakin' day.

by the way morgy, spare me that summit conspiracy theory and politics talk of yours, i'm here for sex and candy. got that??

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

going public

Whoah?!?...I hear angst with Jaeger...jaegermeister that's the name of that drink man..

What the hell are you mumbling about Jaeger? Even so if you call me GAY or whatever I will still kick your ass later dude, what the hell man I don't care coz I just don't give a damn. And it just so happen I always look soooo damn good in any shade of color on what I wear and in any style. And if I'm going to be gay man, you wouldn't be my type dude I'll go for someone just like me..hahahaha...right ladies?!?!?

Anyway, just this monday me and my "still" nameless friend went out to our favorite hangout to unwind and still searching for the right feng shui without Jaeger...

Finally I decided to go public with my starbucks bag on blinded,I almost can't breathe and feels like shit. But with so much anticipation and excitement I didn't even bother to put any damn holes on it for it could ruin the artsy graphics. So I did it, together with my nameless friend because I can't see no shit of which way i'm heading. From my car going towards the place, taking a seat on our fave spot comfortably but with a very eerie weird feeling. Just imagine how the people at that place stared at us when we went in with different faces in awe and with negative opinions on their minds. I drank my san mig light beer and smoked my lungs out. I just lift the bag a little, upwards just enough showing only my mouth so I can drink and smoke my marlboros and munching our favortie pulutan the chicharon. And this is the way how I put it, having a hard time just having a good time.





And imagine what's the fuckin' reaction of the other beer drinkers around? I heard somebody murmur "buang ay" in cebuano, it means "he is crazy". I just can't help laughing myself inside the unventilated bag on my head. As if i didn't hear anything or to mind what they think. My buddy (who is still nameless) just keeps on laughing and giggling at the uncontrollable situation at hand, he just can't bear the fact that he's drinking with a man with a paper bag on the head.

For a few minutes that was the scenario but after sometime people just went back to mind their own business. We were still drinking talking politics about the postponed ill-fated/billion pesos/half-baked/purely economic loss CICC due to some political storm as what they say, that should have been the venue for the ASEAN SUMMIT 2006. Anyway, we stayed for a few hours having the best chit-chat of our lives and we finally billed out drunk as always. Still amused, totally happy, freakin' satisfied and still can't get over the stupid stunt we did or whatever you call that on that night.

The waiter billed us out and ask for a freakin' kodak moment with ME so the good man that I am obliged without any hesitation. My nameless friend did the honors of capturing this memorable moment..




damn it!!! the pics won't upload..stupid cam phone..

Monday, December 11, 2006

sure, sure you had fun morgy boy... we know you like to sing soooo hard and shout you ass off... what's the matter, you don't like my name, tirso? JAEGER is one fine name morg... like that drink, whatchamallit?

so you had a great time with mike and his 59", huh? that's huge man... HUGE! i never thought you're GAY! though i had a bad feeling when you look at me with those seductive eyes of yours especially when you had one too many RED HORSE BEER, faggot!

next time we hang-out, do keep a safe distance morg... i don't wanna beat the crap out of you, y'know... when i do that, it's gonna be filmed and it will appear exclusively here in this helluva BLOG!


btw, whose that asshole in the pics below?!? shit, is that YOU? nice pink TOP morg... very SEXY... he he he

later, moron

Sunday, December 10, 2006

chill man...

Got the music video removed Jaeger.. (Jaeger?!? sorry man, but what kind of a stupid name is that?!?) hope you're happy now, I know you got problems logging in with broadband man. hehehe

Hey, wazup with you and with our nameless friend last weekend i miss out the fun man. I was out with my cousin's kid's baptism man. I was so drunk indulging the "suave moves" of tanduay and coke, and singing my lungs out with magic sing in front of a 59" flat tv man, it was like I was in videoke heaven man minus the angels with their cute little halos on their stupid little-curly-haired heads.

I guess i'll just catch up to the next masseuse that comes in our way I'm sure I'm going to fuck their brains out man. And I bet I have something to write about it..hehehe

I'll just kick both of your assess next weekend man..

Anyway chill man peace!!!!!!

ICT Scandal



though old, thought this was funny morgY
hey morg, i think you should remove the video you put on top of this cool blog of ours cos it loads up pretty slowly in my PC, dude.... if it's such a snail with my broadband connection, wonder how it loads-up with dial-up...

worst, it plays automatically!

i can remove it in a blink but since you're the one who put it, you betta take it off before i shove it off you ass, morgy!

anyway, i bet you like this video, huh?



reminds you of your drumming days, ey?

Saturday, December 9, 2006

jaeger checking in... morgan creep, watch your back!

who am I?



butterfly anyone?

shit, morgan beat the hell out of me! i'm supposed to name myself logan. big fan of wolverine, y'know.. we can't have both here cos it's confusingly crappy... like we're twins, huh?

what's this morgan freak up to? lemme check his post.... oh yeah! we were at the same internet cafe when he thought of this "masterpiece" of his..

damn fool did post one too many already, huh?

keep it comin' scumbag or you're gonna get whip if i ever see you again! where were you last night? me and our nameless friend were drinking in my old ghetto where his damn spanking business sits in. had red horse for dinner with a nice ambiance of tropical typhoon to set the mood.. long night, mate.

damn you morgan! you said you're comin' over but way past midnight have passed and we're still waiting for your screwed-up ass to show up.. just when we've settled to a place where we hope to get laid, you texted? WTF?

good for our nameless friend he got himself laid but not after complaining about the masseur attendant as being bitchy... as for me, all i got is a good massage - no sex all the way... no blowjob... hell, the bitch didn't even bother to masturbate my dick! it wasn't my night.

---

hey morgan creep and to all our fans out there lurking around, waiting for this grand day cos i'm about to reveal my alias... hold your breath... I AM JAEGER.

happy now??

unlike morgan crapman, you won't find any more details of me... but, you will see me with the rest of thee, drums roll... shopping bag boyz!!!

fuck you very much!

Friday, December 8, 2006

took some time off

Another day another struggle for me at work, just this morning i've been doing all the things that have to be done in order to close the deal of a breakthrough product. I've been having trouble convincing the people concerned for the past month, because this is something new to them and a lot of skeptics and ridicule. You can't please everybody you know but somehow through my boundless effort of doing so it reaps its harvest.

Sessions of walking up and walking down the stairs of an 8th floor building on the central part of Cebu City looking and waiting for hours for the people responsible for approval of this excellent product. Another job well done for me. I felt relieved, with a big sigh and a smile on my face. As i walk out towards the exit i took sometime to just stand over a counter and ponder over the pressured day i had.

And came to remember when i saw this magical icon just standing peacefully, right infront of me that reminds me of something special coming, just days away.


Thursday, December 7, 2006

starbucks anyone?

I was hunting for the best bag available in our house,and I found this old starbucks paper bag that just sunk in right into my head perfectly. This phenomenon made me think that, me and this paper bag are made for each other. And I will sport this look until its normal wear and tear process.

It looks so damn good on me though! What do you think? you will be the judge...



Morgan "starbucks face"

I'm Morgan one of the SHOPPING BAG BOYZ!!!

Hell...hello...test, test? Greetings, from the land of the famous sweet masariel and the host of the ASEAN SUMMIT 2006!

This is my first blog and i'm still trying to figure out how to go through this site and stuff like that. Finally i found where to post this shit,i'm still a virgin on this kind of things i'm not one of those internet savvy guys who can do this with both eyes closed, blindfolded and even at gunpoint. So forgive me if i will ever commit any mistakes,typo and even spelling while writing this blog.

Wheew!!..this is giving me a hard time my brain is bleeding, my head is full of cobwebs and rusts already. Haven't done this kind of things since when? high school?!? Shit thats way,way,way back man. Anyway i'll going to tell you all a little about myself. Here it goes..watch out coz it so fast...hehehehe

Just call me by the name, MORGAN (of course that's not my real name) Why Morgan? coz that's the name of my favorite drummer of the nu-metal band SEVENDUST. I'm a drummer myself during my high school and college days,and im proud to say i was so damn good at it. And the reason for confidentiality it is because thats the way it is.










I'm 29 years old, happily married, got a kid, struggling entrepreneur. No ONE and i mean no ONE in our circle knows about this except for my good friends THE SHOPPING BAG BOYZ who happens to be one of the few from our circle and came up with this brilliant idea to do this. This blog is about our most stupid, most weird, out of this world experience and escapades that we would like to share and no one knows except ourselves.

We all have this episode in our lives that we like to do something out of the ordinary, something dangerous and stupid enough to kill us, adventures that we've done discreetly and we wouldnt want our love ones to know about coz it would surely hurt them. This is all about the darkside and the worst things in us, something that is in all of us that just wants to let out,bursting and want to be set free from the stereotypes from our normal-daily-boring-working lives. Uncensored and unedited true to life stories, pranks,profanity,acts of dumbness and all that shit. We have no
regrets doing those & we sure had a good time doing and loving it. Its fun doing things when no one's around and no one knows who you really are. Am i right??

We only do those when we are with ourselves all alone and when with our closest buddies with the same interest as we do. This is all for now til' the time i'll log in to this site again..






MEeehhh...arrgghhhhh

Sunday, December 3, 2006

Malaysia mulls Internet laws vs bloggers

Agence France-Presse
Last updated 09:18pm (Mla time) 12/03/2006

KUALA LUMPUR--Malaysia may introduce tough Internet laws to control bloggers and prevent them from spreading "disharmony, chaos, seditious material and lies" on their websites, a report said Sunday.

Deputy Science and Technology Minister Kong Cho Ha said moves such as registering bloggers would be difficult, but accused some writers of posting controversial articles to attract readers.

"We are talking about creating cyber laws to control those who misuse the Internet," Kong was quoted as saying in the Star newspaper.

"We need to have stricter cyber laws to prevent these bloggers from disseminating disharmony, chaos, seditious material and lies," he said.

Kong cited the posting of a photo on an opposition politician's website last month of a Muslim male and Muslim female lawmaker, reportedly showing the man in a bathrobe with the woman lying on his chest, in what appeared to be a hotel room.

The photo sparked a political scandal, since the two were not married, with accusations the pair had committed the Muslim sin of khalwat, or close proximity, when two unmarried people of the opposite sex are alone in each other's company.

"We want our bloggers to be responsible, to keep within the rules and not put up seditious articles that can create disharmony and chaos," said Kong.

Malaysian news websites and blogs are well known for providing alternate views to mainstream news coverage.

***

bummers!!!

result of a motorcycle crash!




how you like that, huh??

hey ya!

Technorati Profile

first entry

watch out for whatever things that's gonna come out here... and i mean, whatever! like anything!

keep cummin' people!