morgy's SEMEN phone

i know the drink morgy... just testing your level of intelligence creepO! oh yeah, you look good says your grandma! wahehehehehehe!!!

shit, man! i was beginning to think you liked me... wait till i get 3 showers in an hour and you'll forget my name..

what was that you brag about your episode with our nameless friend? i thought it was boooring, mate. you know how it is when i'm around, it's always parteeee time, y'know.

so, you've decided to go public, huh? i bet you had too many red horse to pull a stupid prank like that. next time you have the balls to do it, please lemme know so i could film it with my sophisticated, state-of-the-art Sony-Ericsson mobile phone. maybe you should ditch that SEMEN phone of yours cos from the sound of its brand alone, it STINKS!

ok, so you were drinking san mig light, huh? my mistake. like, how many bottles did you down to get to that level of insanity, gringo?

shit, our nameless friend did show me you picture with that "suki" waiter of ours.. man, you are showing your true colors again! you should change you alias to "GAYMORG" cos it sounds fitting... nyahahaha!

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i just wasted precious time talking about you morg. you know what? we did have quite an episode with our nameless friend the other day... i bet last night you were with him and tonight, it's our turn again, huh? like we're his bitches...

morg, dude please assure me/us your other half won't find out about these BLOG cos if she does and then rest of the gals would also find out, we're DEAD.

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we went to this place in jones near our "after drinking session" eating place. boy, did we had a blast! that was the first time since time immemorial i had a torrid kissing with a lady... like a french kiss morgy! this went on for hours, dawg.. WTF?!?

i don't know what went into sir hughes mind; why he brought us there and almost all the ladies were in our table but hey, whose complaining if you're the one's paying, right?

and oh, the private room. yes morgy the kid, we had ourselves a private room! you know what happened there? we just slept the night away... he he he... what do you think, schmuck?

man, we just blew our hard earned moolahs away... shit! i'm not doing this no more!

hey morg, i actually snap on the cleavage of that one bootilicious lady there. i was gonna upload it yesterday but my crib's internet connection was down the whole freakin' day.

by the way morgy, spare me that summit conspiracy theory and politics talk of yours, i'm here for sex and candy. got that??